bettyblackbent:

madqueenalanna:

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

In between breaths we are all dead.

(via lanadelvito)

ultrabirb:

This is a guide to bird classification:

• Barb: a mean bird

• Berb: a fast, thin bird

• Birb: applies to any bird

• Borb: a fat and/or adorable bird

• Burb: a bird that is diminutive in size

• Byrb: a mysterious bird

Thank you for reading! Now you will be able to properly classify any birds you find in the wild!

(via zackisontumblr)